This 2 white boys I serve today at work was damn hot and tip me pretty good :) I love love white boys.
Forever liking WHITE BOYS ;)
Anonymous asked: Would you stay the night at a hotel after Lucky if you had a ride home the next day?
depends on who you are.
- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
i hate when you hear something you don’t want to and your stomach drops and you need to isolate yourself from everyone
- people: watch your language
- me: oh shit sorry
Need more impractically cute lingerie.
you need this on your blog it is like mandatory
Things I want to do with you:
-sit on the counter in our underwear at night and talk about the universe
-go on a roadtrip across the U.S in a hippie van
-go skinny dipping in the middle of the night
-look at the stars and make out
-smoke cigarettes and drink wine from the bottle
-sleep in the back of the hippie van together
-watch fireworks on the rooftop of a small building