Sometimes I wonder why I work too much and make myself too tired ? And I realized I have rave tickets to buy and some other shit ! Fml.
Me: I feel so alone.
Co worker: Mary you just need to get laid. When the last time you did it ?
Me: Long time ago :(
Co worker: No wonder HAHAHAHA get laid with that guy.
Me: HIm? EW no thanks.
I’m forever picky :(
Naked cuddles are actually the best thing bc you can lay there and know that eventually the other person will fuck the shit out of you.
White boys with beard are fucking sexy !!
u ever realize that ur the ugly friend
Why do I feel this way ?!? :( after work I’m going to drink and drink til I get fck up !
Omfg she end up liking me but I don’t like her like that. Ugh
Haha trying this new GIF lol.